Now that I got your attention with this trash, I'd like to redirect your desire to a new way to enjoi.

Hello, I'm your hot, British honey, Evelyn, here to deliver what your ears have been missing.

Smut usually drags on, with long character development, just keeps...building and building- not my stuff. It's written for the male mind, pretty much the written equivalent of xxx, but gives your dopamine receptors a break.

(I'll comply with copyright requests, whatever...)